THE WORST HOLIDAY EVER?

December 31, 2008

I am not a big fan of New Year’s. 

Holiday-wise it is pretty lacking. What has New Year’s ever given me? 

Christmas : presents, family, love

Valentine’s Day : candy and cards

St. Patrick’s Day : an excuse to pinch people

Thanksgiving : a dead, delicious turkey

New Year’s : drunk people shouting into the night, a Twilight Zone marathon, and incessant gym commercials due to people’s resolutions. 

Not so great.